Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros, bitch!
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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