Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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