that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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