It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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