Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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