If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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