Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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