You really coming over, don't trick.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Randomize
