I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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