i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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