the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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