Whod you bang
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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