TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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