love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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