my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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