Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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