It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Text me some of your sweat
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