if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
