We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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