Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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