just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
the raccoons are back...
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