How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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