what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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