I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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