she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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