i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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