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I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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