Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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