dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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