Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Is it because I queefed?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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