what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Randomize
