when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
i need some magic done to my vagina
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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