She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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