Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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