As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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