i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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