I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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