Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Randomize
