I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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