Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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