On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
