I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Randomize
