They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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