her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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