He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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