I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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