her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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