ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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