I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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