It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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