ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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