My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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