sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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