You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I need to align my fucking chakras
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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