If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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