can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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