I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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