O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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