i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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