just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I came so hard my ears popped.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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